Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my shit smells like andre
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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