You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize