There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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