I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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