I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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