you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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