Nicole vs. Life
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
