I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
