Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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