But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
my poor anus
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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