Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
