Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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