he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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