Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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