...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
