would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
