I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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