drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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