Ambien. No doubt about it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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