just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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