Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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