we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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