Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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