Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
