She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Rumble strips road head = magical
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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