I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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