dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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