there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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