Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize