at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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