Fuck appropriateness.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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