I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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