I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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