I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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