3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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