pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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