so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
third nipple confirmed
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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