i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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