Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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