think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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