you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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