so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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