She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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