'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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