Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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