try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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