We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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