ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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