I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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