Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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