week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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