i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I wish I only lived at night.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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