So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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